Sunday, 31 October 2010

Sexy Spiderlady

I've made this pic to post in my reminder party invitation and I think it's so damn sexy I just wanted to share it with you. You might have been wondering why I haven't posted any "adventures" but I've come down with a bad case of the flu and tho I still enjoy a hard piece of man meat or deliciously wet pussy I do not have the energy to photograph, film or blog it.

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

"Helping" out a friend

My new friend and fellow Dutchy Gerard Tendaze just launched his new blog and new career as an SL Pornstar. When he asked me to help him out with a story I just couldn't refuse. Who in her right mind could say no to riding such a nice hard cock. Can't wait to help him out with his next fucking session blog or movie.
Check out his blog HERE

First Impressions

You're right, I'm the asshole, And this bitter, jaded attitude is getting me nowhere, But I love this feeling - Emmure

The following blog is based on my opinion and my opinion only

I've tried to make my Second Life profile funny, informative, kinky, cute. I'm on SL to meet people and have fun and because those people read profiles I don't want them to run off scared when they've read the first line of my Second Life info. That's what I do, read peoples profile when I meet someone and I get the hell out of conversation when it turns out to be just one big ad screaming "I'm anti social, I'm a narcissist, I'm socially challenged".

I truly do not understand why someone would want to make such a negative first impression on a social platform like Second Life? And my first thought reading such profiles are in the line of: They must have a real crappy real life, why do they want to copy that in second life?" Just to make sure... I'm not talking about people who have "none of your business" in their first life tab. I'm talking about the heavy stuff, the ones that also have warnings posted in their picks.

Only a few months ago I met a person with such a profile on a RP sim. At that time his profile was covered with warnings to "Fuck off" and a whole statement on how many people he had muted and what you had to do to be next. I soon found how one got muted, cuz this person had a bit of a controlling issue with narcissistic tendencies. I kinda made my own plan and rules and he did not like that. And it wasn't just me, because in the following days most of the sim's regulars hated his guts.

A few weeks ago I met another person whose profile should have made some alarm bells go off but he was very kind and generous (and funny in his own way too) that I really did not take a time to dive in this person's profile. If only I had. That "Fuck off, don't even go there" should have been a sign for what drama was to come. And when the drama happened he even found it necessary to replace his second life info with a warning to stay away from my club! Business was booming in the next few days so I'm still grateful for that free advertising. *lol*

The other day I encountered the RP narcissist at another sim. He came up to me like nothing had ever happened. Like he never said in an IM that he would never talk to me again and that I was not to address him ever again. He forbade me to speak to him or mention his name to others. He also made threats to tell all others on the sim what kind of person I was (I guess the kind of person who does not want her strings pulled by some fruitcake who thinks he just can). I did not answer him then or now. But when he continued to talk to me I muted him. A few minutes later he IMed me again using an Alt and asking me why I was ignoring him. MUTE and I walked away.

Off course to just ignore and walk away from a person like that is like .. well .. you can make an educated guess. I was standing at a different spot, checking out a store when I noticed he had followed me and had started pushing me. I was like .. WTF ...  So I filed a complained with the people who run the sim.
I never do that ... you have people on SL who are keen filing complaints or wave the TOS under your nose for every tiny thing you do that annoys them, but that's a different story ... I normally ignore people who piss me off or mute them.. Usually they get the hint and leave me alone. This guy just didn't get it at all. What was I thinking, ignoring him and walking away ... how could I ever do that to someone like him? *flashes the finger*

So next time I meet a person with a profile that just screams "I'm a social whack job"
I will just say hi .... and bye!

Monday, 25 October 2010

Cuz I'm the nurse who likes to...

I heard that you were feeling ill, headache, fever, and a chill! I came to help restore your pluck! Cuz I'm the nurse who likes to... - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I had only just arrived at the college where I moonlight as a nurse, when one of the teachers approached me. "I'm in need of some nursing," he told me "because I haven't been feeling well today" As the nurses station was being occupied by the Head Nurse and some girl with a bad bleeding and the fact that the teacher was taking a sick leave I decided to do a house call.

The teacher was sitting in his arm chair moaning with his hands between his legs. "Oh nurse, I feel so bad" He moaned. Poor man! Hoping he would feel better from a nice hug I sat on his lap. His skin felt warm and under my bottom I felt his cock starting to get hard "Well sir, it seems you have a lot of tension in your body." I told him. He just moaned louder and louder.

Oh dear. I told him to take of his pants because he seemed to be in a lot of discomfort. As I sat kneeling before him, I helped him to take it off, revealing his further growing tasty cock. I was getting really warm and excited from the sight of it so I took off my own shirt to let the air cool me down. He screamed as I touched his hard member. It sounded like he was on fire, but off course no bucket of water around to cool it off. So I did the next best thing. I opened my mouth and placed my moist lips around the shaft, cooling off his flesh and massaging it with my tongue.

Sunday, 24 October 2010

Something in my Mouth

Tell me baby, What do you want me to do, I've got something in my mouth, That belongs to you - Gare Du Nord

So finally he ( )  finished his first Machinima, called "Dick Tasty (Nothing in Second Life is free) " and it's chapter 1 of his Dick Tasty series. I thought this machinima would never see the light of day cuz he was kinda obsession about it and it had to be perfect. I know he is still struggling with compression, lights and other graphic stuff (which I totally know nothing about myself), but the story is really good and from the little things he told me about chapter 2 I'm really looking forward to it (altho I will not be in it myself).

He is still looking for extras for chapter 2, so if you are interested in starring in a Dick Tasty send a notecard with your info and some pictures to Thorgal McGillivary inworld, and put "Dick Tasty" in the title of the notecard.

Enough blabla ... here's the sexy vid!

Also check Thorgal's blog

Thursday, 21 October 2010

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Wanna be in my blog?

For my blog posts (my view on everyday sl and the sl adult entertainment industry) and my short stories I'm looking for people who want to co-star in them. I guarantee HQ photo material, but to do so you must have a HQ skin and hair. Your avi has to be human, over the age of 18, age verified and (if you are a guy) be well equipped (not too big or small and realistic looking).

I've already had some notecards from people wanting to star on my blog but they expect some kind of payment or to get a voiced or cammed cyber session and that's not how it works in SL porn!
Please send me a notecard if you are really serious about this and include your first and last name, rl age, times you are on sl and some pictures or a link to your blog.

Send your notecard to Aurelia Lionheart

Sunday, 17 October 2010

We rule the world

Tonight we rule the world, beware cos here come the girls - Sugababes

No words, just because we look damn hot together and make the best team The Noob could ever wish for!
Miss Penelope Doomdale and me.

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

What's for lunch Miss Lionheart?

Well I, baby, I don't need romance, You know girl I just wanna get in your pants, I said I need lunch, Feed me!! ~ Dead Boys

"So what's for lunch today, Miss Lionheart?"
Well, after all the commotion these last few days I could say some British fat narcissistic fruitcake but I won't go there. Let's just see what's on the menu today.

First let me start telling you I hate to have lunch by myself. It's a good thing that there are always people willing to have lunch with me and this time the delectable Mr McGillivary was roaming around Hard Alley when he paid me a visit during my work hours at Lynden. I was getting really bored doing nothing and having only myself to pleasure in that awful cubicle to pass the time, so I decided it was time for a long tasty lunch.
I showed McGillivary the way to the cafeteria. I expected him to seat me at the table, but he wanted me on the table. "Don't you wear underwear to work, baby?" he growled. I blushed, my panties still lying underneath my desk after pleasuring myself during phonesex with one of the customers. McGillivary grinned as he pushed up my dress, squating in front of my not so hidden treasure and pressing his cold wet tongue against my clit.

He lapped up my sweet juices hungrily when my juices squirted reaching my climax. This man is a wizard with his tongue. Time to pleasure my little stomach is what I thought so I got off the table and reached for the box of pizza that someone had left there. I leaned over to reach it, my dress sliding up over my ass exposing my red swollen pussy. Before I got the change to get a slize of pizza I was pinned against the table and his big hard cock slid inside my still wet entrance.

Sliding his cock in and out very slowly, he then increased his tempo till my stomach slammed hard against the edge of the table and his balls against my ass. My scream filled the entire building as his cum filled my molested cunt. He had been eating and fucking me for over an hour now, yet still I did not have any lunch myself.  I heard a phone ringing in one of the offices "I really have to take that" I murmered. He gave me some room to get up from the table, his warm cum dripping from my pussy and sliding down my inner tighs.

When I reached the office the phone was no longer ringing and I noticed that McGillivary had followed me.
He pushed me against the desk, slamming his cock in my cum filled slid. I protested because I still was hungry and lunch time long over , he just pressed my head against the desk pounding me over and over again

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Casting Call at Alexo

I've been a very busy girl today. Getting fucked and taped by Alexandr Aho for Alexo Porn Porductions

Saturday, 9 October 2010

Life Sucks

Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my cock, You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.
Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm,  Soon you'll be tasting sperm - Suck on my Cock by Matt Rogers

"Not today baby" he growled as he lay on top of me squirming to get his hard cock in my tight wet pussy.
He grabbed my arm and pulled me off the bed. My soft warm ass landed hard on the cold wooden floor. I was startled and look up at him, his appearance almost beastly. He rubbed his hard member with his right hand, his left index finger touching my lips, opening them. I shivered as he looked down at me, softly placing his cock between them. I moaned, my hands wandered down my body and found my wet entrance. Rubbing my clit and probing my soaking wet cunt with my fingers I curled my tongue around his flesh, ready to tease his meat with playful licks and soft sucks. His strong hands moved behind my head. Apparently he was not in the mood to "play". He pushed his throbbing cock down my throat, fucking me hard so I could barely breathe. I closed my eyes, enjoying every minute of this abuse, my juices dripping on the wooden floor. My fingers eagerly fingering my tight pussy.

A shiver ran through my body. Fuck yes, my orgasm on it's way. Then he stopped fucking my mouth and I could hear him snicker. I opened my eyes when he pulled his cock from my mouth.
His eyes told me to keep pleasuring myself and with his fingertips under my chin he tilted my head backwards. I opened my mouth and moaned thinking about what was coming.
He rubbed his long length hard and fast. I moaned loudly when I orgasmed and as my juices gushed on his floor he squirted his thick sweet cum on my face and lips.

He smiled approvingly "good girl" and slapped his cock in my face and mouth. His cock still massive and now covered with his own cum he pushed it back in to my mouth....................

The End

Thursday, 7 October 2010

My first machinima!

It's just a little promotional video for yours truly.
As it is my first machinima ever!!! it is still pretty basic but I hope that with like so many things practice makes perfect. And ooopsy the credits are kinda Typonese. But hey I was so glad I was able to get it all right on screen the credits Did not seem that important anymore!

If you want to book me for an erotic movie or a photo shoot please contact me inworld

Sunday, 3 October 2010

Hard as a rock

A Rollin' rock; Electric shock, She gets a lickin' that don't stop, She line 'em up, Push you 'round, Smokin' rings goin’ round and round, Her hot potatoes, Will elevate ya, Her bad behavior Will leave you standing Proud, Hard as a rock, Hard as a rock, Well, it’s harder than a rock - AC/DC

Today I decided to go to the woods to relax and catch some rays of sun. But as I did not have a clue what to wear and I like an over all tan, I went to the woods looking this.

As I walked through the forest I found a big pile of rocks. They were warm from the sunlight and the perfect spot to lie down and as there was no other human in sight the ideal place to satisfy that burning passion deep inside of me. I began to rub my pussy. As it became moist and warm, I slipped a finger in my tight entrance slowly fucking myself. The first drops of my sweet juice slid down my legs and as a tiny drop fell on the rocks below me I felt it shiver. Before I realized that rocks normally do not shiver I was already up in the air.

The pile of rock turned out to be a enormous rock monster and the first thing I saw hanging upside down was his giant cock. He grunted "What sweet pussy juice woke me? Now I'm thirsty!" With his stone mouth he pushed my legs apart and started to lick my juices from my legs till they were clean and then started to lick my swollen folds. All the time my head dangling above his gigantic cock. My mind shifting between pure fright and pleasure.

I Touch Myself

The Divinyls

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Saturday, 2 October 2010

Take a dirty picture for me

So take a dirty picture for me, Take a dirty picture, Just take a dirty picture for me, Take a dirty  picture, Just send the dirty picture to me, Send the dirty picture, Just send the dirty picture to me,
Send the dirty picture, Snap, Uh - Taio Cruz featuring Kesha

Cybering, love it!
A guy who makes the effort to buy himself a good realistic cock, love that too!
A Hint for the guys: Realasm or the Xcite! X4 is a really good investment

But that I don't have a problem with SL nudity and cyber sex doesn't mean I like it when guys and girls send me a picture of their RL private parts without asking me. Why is it that so many guys (and girls too for that matter) like to spam the entire SL population with pictures of their RL genitals?

Realasm Gold Edition cock
I think sending RL pics can be really sexy but only if you know that the one at the receiving end is looking forward seeing them, maybe asks for it themselves or if both parties got something "special" going on. But just hanging out at a club, store or infohub and getting an inventory offer containing a "member" picture or people you might even know saying they wanna show you something, offering you a picture titled Me and surprise you with a picture of a full erection or a swollen pussy is just not done!

Some people think that because I returned to the SL sex industry I'm a horny little bisexual submissive slut who just can't wait to get a whole inventory full of erection and wet pussy pictures. They are right about the first part of that description but I am definitely not amused getting  RL cock and pussy pics. I will never ask for them or accept them and people who continually annoy me by sending them to me or my friends and guests, get muted, banned and reported to SL for harassment.

I'm sure that there is a big group of people who don't have a problem receiving surprise member pics. But I still think the best way is just ask someone. So you will know if your pic will be appreciated or not and you are not at risk being told off, muted or even reported to LL

Friday, 1 October 2010

Quit playing games with my heart

"Even in my heart I see, you're not bein' true to me " - The Backstreet Boys

"He doesn't like me talking to other guys!"
"She gets jealous when other women want to befriend me"
"I think he's fucking other people when I'm not online"
Just some conversations I've overheard these last few weeks.
And I'm amazed. Second Life relationships seem to be more vulnerable to cheating, jealousy and mind fucking than in RL (or at least in my RL). People desperately wanting to partner but when the other half is offline either the online partner starts waving his dick around / spreading her legs or the offline partner is RL worrying what the other half is doing offline. Not to mention people using alts to go back online to find out what their SL partner is doing or let their alt screw around with other people with little chance to get caught.

Not making love but having fun!
While partnering seems to be a hot topic in SL it's obvious that 90% of SL partners lack trust in each other, are not faithful to each other (and off course deny this) and just happily screw around.
I say let them be... but what I do find pathetic is when both partners engage in previous mentioned acts and start to make a drama about it (the pot calling the kettle black), trying to get others involved by lying to or about them, and/or using them to get back at their partner.

Recently I encountered some of this pot and kettle stuff with in my own circle of friends.
She accusing him of lying and cheating. He accusing her of being to jealous and seducing other men.
Off course they both deny it but as a matter of fact I know they both cheat, lie and are jealous of each other. One of them even using an alt not to get caught by the other half. I think it's just dandy they give each other this kind of mind fuck and wish them a happy SL life together, but what does not make me happy is them lying to and about my other friends in favour of their big fat mind fuck game, trying to break up other couples and bad mouth about what my friends supposedly have done or said.

I could get terrible upset about this all, but I just smirk when I get an IM saying that my SL partner is hitting on jealous seducing wife or that one of my friends supposedly cheats with my partner.
I just play my part of gullible and reliable "friend" well (well maybe I'm not so convincing anymore after posting this blog) but as a matter of fact I can play the mind fuck game too. If they want to make me and/or my friends part of their marital mind fucking drama I will gladly add a little more spice to it.

I'm so glad I can trust my SL partner. We are not solely commited to each other.
We are not looking for love either. He is just the best friend I've ever had.
Love in SL? No thank you, I'm not looking for SL love, I'm looking for SL fun.
I've seen too many people losing the fun in this game by commiting to another avi.
And besides love is something I want in my RL, with a real person and real steamy hot sex and not in a game with poseballs and readjustable bodyparts.